Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Joke of the Day

Super Brat Gambler

Little CHRIS was starting his first day at a new NURSERY school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little CHRIS was a big gambler.

She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little CHRIS's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went.

She said, "I think I broke his gambling". The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $20 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."

"DAMN!" said the father. "What's wrong?", the teacher asked. Little CHRIS's father said, "This morning he bet me $200 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"

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